Funny Stuff

[Mihai]

Bucuros nevoie mare, tanarul participant la FM Live, cu un nume "bengos" de echipa, se bucura ca a luat si el un jucator bunicel:

Din pacate pentru el, dupa 2 ore jumate nu mai "esteeeeeee"

Morala: Nu aduceti arabi la fete de miss. Risca sa isi "strice" bratul. Nu intram in detalii.

[il muce]

asta e buna de topicul ala cu faze memorabile.

[Mihai]

Cum sa dai gol din corner in FM Live: http://www.filebox.ro/download.php?key=206...cac4e227623313c

[avlad]

Cum sa dai gol din corner in FM Live: http://www.filebox.ro/download.php?key=206...cac4e227623313c

Noroc de cornerul ala norocos, ca altfel te bateam

[Mihai]

Cand te gandesti ca l-a batut un fundas central care nici nu era desemnat sa execute cornerele

[k_nipalu]

Cum sa dai gol din corner in FM Live: http://www.filebox.ro/download.php?key=206...cac4e227623313c

Ce de chestiute ai pe desktop...

[avlad]

Trebuie sa cititi neaparat acest FML story. Nu stiu daca e adevarat sau nu, dar tipul are talent.

http://www.fm-britain.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=9109

http://www.fm-britain.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=9139

http://www.fm-britain.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=9160

http://www.fm-britain.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=9166

[avlad]

Adunate de pe conferintele SI:

A Lighter Look at FMLive

User obisnuit :

1. Hitting the Space bar does not pause the game.

2. Your Goalkeeper will, at some point, run to the by-line to clear the ball straight to the opposition who will score from 50 yards.

3. In your squad their will be a player with 15 green arrows and he will be about 37 years old.

4. Your opponents massively asymmetrical, rugby style, “oops I’ve just sneezed on the tactics board” formation will be incredibly successful… until you try it.

5. Despite your team desperately needing a centre back, you will go out and buy a centre forward.

6. You will finish typing a message even though your opponent has left the game.

7. After clicking “Time-out” something will happen that will make you change what you had originally intended to do.

8. Your players were much better in Beta.

9. You will spend 15 hours unlocking an “individual player tactic”, only to never change any of the player’s sliders.

10. The first manager to say “hi gl” does not get an advantage.

11. Your player’s goals are underrated, and no matter how sensational the match commentary was, the goal will never be described better than “3 stars, above average”

12. You will always play one game too many before you go to bed.

13. All the players you intended to buy were gone 1 minute after the game world started.

14. Typing a message like “My striker couldn’t score in a brothel” will instantly cause said striker to score a wonder-goal, which will duly only be rated as “3 stars, above average”

15. Despite not losing a game all day, your ranking will still go down.

16. You will only learn “Physiotherapy” when one of your players gets injured.

17. You deserved to win.

18. They didn’t.

19. You will at some point wish the AI "GL"

20. You will click the confirm change button to take a player with a 5.9 rating off a milisecond after he scores a goal.

21. You will lose the game 1:2 if you decide to change your tactics to more defensive one when you still are winning 1:0 in the second half.

22.Your recent starlet signing will produce a poor run of 6.2 in the first game and you will think to your self...I spend all night fight to win this auction for this.....?

Ov Collyer - mastermind-ul din spatele jocului:

23. As a developer, you will change something for (what seems to you) the better, and everyone will complain

24. You'll change it back, but the people who didn't like it to begin with will have got used to it, and will complain again

Robson (Rb) Brown - moderator:

25. As a moderator, you'll forever be wondering just how those "young whippersnappers" in the game are whooping the pants off you, even though you've had several months more experience in the game than them.

Si altii :

26.As an engineer and "wannabe SI developer from my studies" you always try to do reverse engineering and figure out how this damn algorithm that calculates rankings or MVs or anything complicated is implemented.

27. Your wife is leaving you, but Messi is joining you, so it probably works out for the best.

28. Something will happen in stoppage time.

29. No matter how boring, the kick-offs will always be shown, until the point were something worth watching happens.

30. You will suffer the humiliation of losing a match against an AI controlled opponent.

31. You'll give up looking for the right smiley.

32. After a corner, one of your Centre backs will always end up with the ball outside the Area, then refuse to pass it to anyone.

33. You will be convinced that formations are like "Sissors-Paper-Stone" 4-4-2 beats 4-3-3, 4-3-3 beats 5-3-2 and 5-3-2 beats 4-4-2. (and 4-5-1 beats everything)

34. Your player with 18 in set piece will shoot a freekick from 20Yrd in front of goal to a throw in.

35. Ýour defender doesnt run to mark an attacker when he gets a longball untill the attacker has taken controll of the ball.

36. Your daughter asks you if you can hook them up with Beckham since your his trainer.

37. As soon as you log off you remember why you logged on in the first place.

38. Once your no longer surprised by the fact that your on a winning streak you will lose.

39. In an AI match v that team that always beats you, you will finally type what you always wanted to type.

[avlad]

Headache (un swap in FML):

[Noel]

Avlad, tu pari cam cel mai "prins" de fml, si cred ca si mihai mai cocheteaza cu jocul - doream doar sa intreb daca merita sa joci daca nu ai foarte mult timp? Si, evident, daca nu pornesti de la inceput, se recupereaza greu?

[avlad]

Avlad, tu pari cam cel mai "prins" de fml, si cred ca si mihai mai cocheteaza cu jocul - doream doar sa intreb daca merita sa joci daca nu ai foarte mult timp? Si, evident, daca nu pornesti de la inceput, se recupereaza greu?

Eu sunt intr-o federatie care cere timp mult, asta insemnand, de fapt, maxim 1-2 ore pe zi. Pe de alta parte exista federatii lejere, precum Weekend Football Asociation, unde poti sa intri doar cateva ore in weekend.

La intrebarea 2, nu. Eu am inceput in beta la 6 luni dupa lansarea GW-ului. In 2 luni eram deja in elita. La sfarsit (dupa vreo 6 luni) eram pe locul 5 in GW.

[Noel]

Multumesc de raspunsuri - dar e posibil sa creezi o liga privata, sa spunem? FMRo kind of?

[Mihai]

Poti sa faci competitii private cate vrei, dar nu federatii.

[avlad]

WTF?

[Claudio]

A patit-o Dinamo asa, in Uefa cu Marseille daca nu ma insel. Daduse unu o centrare sutata, mingea a intrat in poarta, dar arbitrul a fluierat finalul chiar inainte ca aceasta sa intre in poarta.

Si era un meci capital pentru Dinamo, daca bateau ieseau din grupe. Sper sa nu ma insel.

[Shearer]

nu te inseli , dar nu era o centrare sutata , si a dat chihaia.

[amigone]

S-a mai întâmplat şi la CM 82 într-un meci al Braziliei.

[Claudio]

nu te inseli , dar nu era o centrare sutata , si a dat chihaia.

Cine dracu e Chihaia? Mai bine i se potriveste unu

[avlad]

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[Mihai]

NEW FEATURE - 1.3 TACTICAL THERORY

[avlad]

O sa-ti placa asta, Mihai, mai ales ca ii cunosti pe majoritatea celor parodiati. Jordan Cooper e demential!

[avlad]

[Cuellar]

http://www.sport.ro/fotbal-extern/video-dosarele-x-din-fotbal-cum-a-oprit-un-medic-mingea-care-intra-in-poarta.html?autoplay=true